The Times Diary reports a new City fad:

“An organisation is trying to organise “flash sushi” parties, at which you get to eat raw fish off naked women’s bodies. You pay your fee and only 24 hours beforehand do you learn where the party is taking place. This is the done thing among very rich Japanese, and I suppose three years or so ago it would not have turned a hair in the City.

But it is surely inconceivable that anyone today, however overpaid and stupid, could sign up for such a degrading charade. Isn’t it? Oh. I see the first four events are sold out.”

They just don’t get it, do they?

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